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Here are a few goofy things done for 2nd Annual Whedonverse Limericks.
Warnings: None
Ratings: Gen
Ownage: Joss
Feedback: Craved
River
There once was a girl, name aquatic,
Whose behavior was more than erratic;
Some guys gloved in blue
Turned synapses to goo
Now all of her brain waves are static.
Simon
A strapping young doctor, from money,
First boarded in clothes that were funny.
He finally appeared
Sans shirt. Kaylee leered
And all of the fangirls said, "Honey!"
Jayne
Jayne, a merc, works for gold, pesos, lira--
Any currency's fine. Also beer. A
Retreat to his bunk
Results when he's drunk
And the love of his life is named Vera.
Mal
Our captain shuns shipboard romance,
Thinks love is too scary a dance.
But Saffron knows how
To take hold of his plow
And steal his willpower. And pants.
Warnings: None
Ratings: Gen
Ownage: Joss
Feedback: Craved
River
There once was a girl, name aquatic,
Whose behavior was more than erratic;
Some guys gloved in blue
Turned synapses to goo
Now all of her brain waves are static.
Simon
A strapping young doctor, from money,
First boarded in clothes that were funny.
He finally appeared
Sans shirt. Kaylee leered
And all of the fangirls said, "Honey!"
Jayne
Jayne, a merc, works for gold, pesos, lira--
Any currency's fine. Also beer. A
Retreat to his bunk
Results when he's drunk
And the love of his life is named Vera.
Mal
Our captain shuns shipboard romance,
Thinks love is too scary a dance.
But Saffron knows how
To take hold of his plow
And steal his willpower. And pants.
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Date: 2006-04-10 12:08 am (UTC)These were hilarious! I particularly loved Mal's the reference to his 'plow' was classic, made remember the whole episode.
The limerick idea is good. I'm japanese and somehow I can't help think haiku, funny not so much, but maybe I'll give a try. I feel inspired.
Very Funny,
ashlesha