Pandemonium of Colors: "Silver Spoon" 12/52

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Title: Silver Spoon (12/52)
Previous Prompts/Chapters: Can be found in my LJ's Index Table for the Fic
Author: luxuria_oceanus
Disclaimer: I don't own Firefly/Serenity or any characters in them, it all belongs to Joss. The only things I get out of it are wonderful readers and comments.
Rating: PG
Genre: A bit of humor?
Characters: Crew and Regan Tam (except Zoë and Inara)
Pairing: Mal/River (eventually), none here.
Word count: 1,233 (According to MW)
Time line: 3 months after the BDM
Summary: Regan fails as a cook, Jayne's stupid comments (at least, my horrible portrayal of them) and the subject of where Regan is going to stay is placed on the table.
Author's Note: My Jayne sucks, I belong in the Jayne hall of shame. Excuse me while I go hang my head. Oh, and this chapter was meant to make some way for the others, so not a lot goes on here, except dialogue... I think (head hurts). This piece is beta'd by the lovely gwenfrewi72 whom I love and adore, unquestionably, because she understands my muse more than I do. That seem right to you?

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