Firefly Drabble: Jayne's Confused
Mar. 31st, 2006 03:50 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Fandom: Firefly
Title: Grey Ain't Jayne's Best Color
Character/Pairing: Jayne's musings on Simon and River
Word Count: A bit over 100
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Spoilers: None Really
Rating: PG, a little swearing
A/N: Written for my fellow Jayne lover
![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Jayne likes to keep things simple, black and white.
As a merc it’s just plain sense, dong-ma?
Don’t care that Mal or the others laugh at him; long as he gets paid.
Know the plan and shoot whoever gets in the way.
Taking on that prissy doctor and his fong-luh little sister just makes no sense, has the Alliance crawling up their ass.
Should have turned them in for good money, but no ain’t Mal’s way.
Ariel’s long past and they’re staying, Ai-ya!
Tsai-boo-shr he wouldn't have guessed he’d come to like ‘um.
Those ‘refined’ hands are a comfort when they’re patching him up, which is often being a merc.
River? It’s fei’hua, but when Jayne sees her dancing on the cargo-walk it makes him smile for some reason.
Wuh-de-ma! Now he ain’t making no sense either.
As a merc it’s just plain sense, dong-ma?
Don’t care that Mal or the others laugh at him; long as he gets paid.
Know the plan and shoot whoever gets in the way.
Taking on that prissy doctor and his fong-luh little sister just makes no sense, has the Alliance crawling up their ass.
Should have turned them in for good money, but no ain’t Mal’s way.
Ariel’s long past and they’re staying, Ai-ya!
Tsai-boo-shr he wouldn't have guessed he’d come to like ‘um.
Those ‘refined’ hands are a comfort when they’re patching him up, which is often being a merc.
River? It’s fei’hua, but when Jayne sees her dancing on the cargo-walk it makes him smile for some reason.
Wuh-de-ma! Now he ain’t making no sense either.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-31 12:33 pm (UTC)*blinks*
Not sure if it was intentional, but there is just something about this. Now,
my dirtybadwrong self craves...ermy raunchy smut loving mind needs*ahem* I want to read a River/Jayne/Simon.(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-31 05:17 pm (UTC)Well, I'm not sure exactly if you liked it, but some serious Jayne/Simon/River is coming. I'm a huge ff fan and am doing short drabbles, Jayne is the third, from each of their point of view.
I'd be interested in what kind of dynamic your uh...*smutty or not* is thinking. lol
lesha
(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-31 06:14 pm (UTC)And um...the dynamic was pretty much the way I typed it; or flip it, shuffle it around and see what happens. Tab A in slot B (and it pretty much doesn't matter, so long as it fits). Cause I am a big slashHO, and pair Jayne with EVERYONE, even if I am an unabashed Rayne-Shipper.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-31 06:44 pm (UTC)lol! I got yuh. I love Jayne too and plan on pairing him around (he's a ho at heart to, well at least he wouldn't pass up an opportunity to get laid) with different crew members.
I can imagine everyone, but Book (don't want to even visualize) or Kaylee (there is something sweet about their relationship older brother/younger sister I enjoy)with Jayne.
Would you like to friend?
lesha