Firefly Fic: War Buddies

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Title: War Buddies

Author: OXBastetXO

Archive: Please ask first

Fandom: Firefly

Category: Humor/Episode Tag

Rating: K+

Summary: Jayne and Book have a short talk after the events of "War Stories"

Warnings: None.

Spoilers: War Stories

Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, Joss does. Just borrowing them for a while. I promise to give them back when I'm done, though I might keep Wash a mite longer. ;-)

( War Buddies )

Fic: How to Avoid Breaking Through Ice

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Title: How to Avoid Breaking Through Ice
Author: Lyrastar
Pairing: Zoë/Wash, Mal/Zoë
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Mutant Enemy owns 'em; I'm just taking 'em up for a spin.
Summary: For slodwick's Worst Case Scenario Challenge

Unbeta-ed 'cause I couldn't find a willing victim. Thanks to mythophobic for her wise suggestion. All comments, corrections and critique are welcome. Edited 9/18/2005


( HOW TO AVOID BREAKING THROUGH ICE )

"the song, sorta" PG17 for one sentance

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Title: the song sorta
Author: rodlox.
Characters: Kaylee, Jayne, Mal, Zoe, Simon.
Spoilers: the theme music.
Set: probably before ARIEL.

A firefly drabble: 125 words.
Rating: PG-17, thanks to one sentence.
Summary: Kaylee doesn’t want Jayne to sing.

Archive: please?
Pairing: none.
Disclaimer: Firefly owns them. Firefly is great and mighty.

~~~
“Captain!” Kaylee hollered. “Tell Jayne to stop!”

“Jayne, stop. What’s he doing this time?” Mal asked.

“I’m just singin’ is all,” Jayne said.

“He’s butchering the song,” Kaylee said.

“Its called updating.”

“It wasn’t out of date!”

“What’s the song?”

“The Fight Song of Independents.”

“Aw Jayne! Anything but that. Take Zoe’s wedding chorals instead.”

Over the intercom: “I can and will hurt you both,” Zoe warned.

Simon made a big mistake then: he walked into the room and asked “What’s going on?”

“I was trying to sing,” Jayne answered.

“You sing?”

“When the mood strikes.”

“I’ll strike,” Kaylee muttered.

“Can I hear?” Simon asked.

“No!”

“Sure,” Jayne said, and belted out: “Take my love,

“Take my land,

“Take me til I can not stand.”
~~~~~~
The end.
author's note: I almost added _Jayne grinned._ after Kaylee threatened to strike. think I shoulda put that in?

PG - "the wrong slinky dress"

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Title: The Wrong Slinky Dress.
(a missing scene)
Drabble: 105 words.

Author: Rodlox.
Email: Keenir@hotmail.com
Summary: Wash argues with a Persephone salesman selling a slinky dress.

Rating: PG.
Characters: Wash, OFCs, Mal.
Pairing: Wash/Zoe.

Spoilers/Timeline: after Wash offers to buy Zoe a slinky dress, but before he returns to the ship.
Disclaimer: None of these are mine (okay, maybe the salesman). All canon characters are property of Firefly.

Author's Note: my Wash muse changed the last line.
~~~~~~~

ON PERSEPHONE:
“What is wrong? You don’t like the dress?”

“Oh I’m sure its popular with the Ronin Corps – they still around? – but I specifically asked for – a – slinky – dress for my wife,” Wash said, thinking ‘Next time, I’m enunciating.’

“This _is_ slinky dress,” the salesman insisted.

“I’m taking my wife dancing,” Wash said, “not on some covert op.”

“A woman can dance in this, too.”

“Great. But you’re missing one thing.”

“Yes? That is what?”

“It’s not a dress!”

“Yes it is.”

“No, it’s –“ Wash stopped as the salesman wiggled the slinky’s waistband…and down tumbled a long dress, blanketing the pants-legs. “Now it’s a dress.”
~~~~
The end.
Author’s note: according to http://www.yourdictionary.com the definition for “slinky” is this:
(Pronunciation Key)slink•y Listen: [ slngk ]
adj. slink•i•er, slink•i•est

Stealthy, furtive, and sneaking.

Informal Graceful, sinuous, and sleek: wore a slinky outfit to the party.

slinki•ly adv.
slinki•ness n.

Fic: Buttercup

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Title: Buttercup
Author: Rinny
Characters: Jayne, River, Kaylee and the rest.
Rating: G, humor
Word Count: 1841
Summery: Jayne done bad, and now he's being punished.
Notes: Written for aliaspiral at 2:00 in the morning, blame all craziness on her. Thanks to thegranddewru for beta.

( You don't mess with genius. )