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Here are a few goofy things done for 2nd Annual Whedonverse Limericks.

Warnings: None
Ratings: Gen
Ownage: Joss
Feedback: Craved

River

There once was a girl, name aquatic,
Whose behavior was more than erratic;
Some guys gloved in blue
Turned synapses to goo
Now all of her brain waves are static.

Simon

A strapping young doctor, from money,
First boarded in clothes that were funny.
He finally appeared
Sans shirt. Kaylee leered
And all of the fangirls said, "Honey!"

Jayne

Jayne, a merc, works for gold, pesos, lira--
Any currency's fine. Also beer. A
Retreat to his bunk
Results when he's drunk
And the love of his life is named Vera.

Mal

Our captain shuns shipboard romance,
Thinks love is too scary a dance.
But Saffron knows how
To take hold of his plow
And steal his willpower. And pants.