So Your Pilot Is a Vampire

[vialethe]

Title: So Your Pilot Is a Vampire
Author: vialethe
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 750
Characters: Wash, Mal, River
Timeline/Spoilers: Post-BDM, movie spoilers
Disclaimer: Words are mine, world ain't.
Notes: Yeah, this is totally crack fix-it fic.

Summary: Mal's always thought Wash looked pale enough to be allergic to sunlight, but this is ridiculous.

There's no better place for a vampire than the black.