Title: Quickest Way to a Man's Heart
Disclaimer: Belongs to somebody not me. Blah blah blah, yackety schmackety.
Pairing: M/I, just a tad, and River
Spoiler: Mostly for 'Shindig'
Rating: PG, for very vague implication of Mal/River which turns out to not be that at all.
Summary: River gives Mal an anatomy lesson (no, not like *that*. Y'all got smutty minds!). I suppose it could be a companion piece to 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings,' because I like the idea of River wandering around dispensing her own special kind of wisdom.
( Mal was not being a very good patient. )