firefly_fanfic | Out of Joint, 14/?

Title: Out of Joint
Fandom: Firefly, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Firefly--through "Objects in Space," but not the BDM; Doctor Who--through "The Doctor Dances," oblique spoilers for "Parting of the Ways"
Characters/Pairing: Nine/Rose, whole Firefly crew w/canon 'ships, Jack/everybody (he wishes)
Rating: Fun for pervs with handcuffs!
Warnings: Icky murder scene, elementary theatrics, Jack having entirely too much fun
Summary: When the TARDIS is forced to set down on Serenity, Mal finds a big headache, the Doctor finds a mystery, and River finds someone who speaks her language.

Previously on Grifters and Gallifreyans!

All available bodies and brains, please come to the cockpit. We have a problem.