au_abc prompt "Zoomorph"

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Title: Cat's Cradle
Author: woodsong_1978
Fandom/Claim: Firefly, Mal/Simon
Prompt: Zoomorph
Rating: PG-13 for language and nudity
Characters/Pairings: Mal/Simon, Zoe/Jayne, Kaylee/Wash, Book, Inara, River
Translations: of the Mandarin pinyin can be seen if you mouseover the words, or are listed at the end of the fic
Warnings: Crack fic. Definitely. Nowhere near canon. And, of course, slash.
Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine, neither is the 'verse. Just playing here.
Author's note: Another post for my au_abc table (scroll down). Xiexie to lvs2read for the speedy beta and to glimmerite for the sanity check. Nope, still not got any.
Mal wakes up with an attractive, blue-eyed, dark-haired creature ... and it all gets more peculiar from there.
Feedback: is craved. Concrit gratefully accepted.

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